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The Day I Accidentally Started a Very Small Race Riot at Work
Let me start off by saying: No. I am not racist. I actually barely even percieve people in enough detail to acknowledge their skin color, especially at work as I’m often too busy to give someone more...
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The Fellowship of the Hearth: A Shoutout to My Closest Peeps
Alternately; The Family that Geeks Together… I hear tell from a lot of friends and acquaintances that they dont “get along” with their families. Don’t understand them. Don’t like them. Dread their...
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Window Shopping
There is Fairfax (not really, a cheap imitation); streets cobbled with scapulae, and fortified by cartilage. Rear tires thump over curb-sides stippling pale concrete with rubber as tattered muscles...
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To the 107 People who May Die Today Because They Think They Don’t Matter
Barren streets echo feral cat cries and the chatter of young men gangs hoods and gunshots. Bloods wish they had the swag to sport a monacle while street kids beatbox their lives into syllables: nuclear...
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Yes, That’s My Child.
She has no trouble chatting with people out of the blue. We’re in Burger King, the play area to be exact; and my six year old monster has two other (random, male) kids teaching her the ins and outs of...
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Til Death Do Us Part
Together, they sucked the marrow from each others’ bones; chewed, brittle teeth scraped and chipped at muscle, meat and gristle. In love at first, then hurt, then hate, they ate the life from their...
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Women Are Just As Bad
1. He moves so awkwardly, with limbs too long, and a shy smile that says, “No one sees me.” But those eyebrows curve around early autumn eyes just the way I’d like his slender fingers to stroke my...
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Mellifluous
Promised Land, but we fashioned our Paradise too long ago. How the Jews rejoiced in their desert as they ate mana from heaven, on their journey of faith. Remember our journey? I believed in you like...
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Whores and Stuff
Every time I see a house with a red porch light, I automatically associate it with a whore house. You know, the old red-light district thing. Open for business. This, I expressed loudly to my companion...
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Not The Brightest Thing You’ve Ever Done
he tastes of honey, smells of campfires, and begs the most hidden curves to burn- together, darkest skies illuminated in hard candy lights- a cinnamon sting against the tongue twisted between lips “i...
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The Meteor Approaches
I’m getting ready to jump into one of those major life changes. New position at work, which involves moving as well. I know this could be a good thing for me, but it’s still very daunting. I’m leaving...
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Well, You Should Have Thought of That Before You Started Lieing
remember your words they danced off your tongue in the most spiteful way paraded around with heads tilted back glided with ease to appease and tease and I forgot why I was mad at you remember your...
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Too Far Gone
The boy’s on poison overdosed just the other day. Tousled-haired in a hospital bed, he melted too many hours into a spoon. Tourniquet- those pins and needles in his hand somehow bury the loneliness....
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Spring Cleaning Happened A Month Ago, But The Attic Still Looks So Interesting
Kissed the shadows lingering in long-forgotten closet corners; mildewed and moth-eaten. Along came the spider who nestled down beside her boxed-up hopes and dreams, flipped through dusty album covers,...
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Just Something
there’s just something about you- the medium well swig from the carton of my hopes and you swear you’ll savor every one you taste but i’ve been caught in golden sandstorms dying of thirst those eyes...
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Great things
Today is the day. Just got off from my night shift at the old location, and today I’ll be moving. Tomorrow I start the new position at the new location. Huzzah! Full-time benefits! I am quite pleased.
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Was your ass forged by Sauron?
‘Cause that shit looks precious. Ah, nerds. I met the local anime club yesterday. I was apparently charming and witty enough to have been asked to help with PR for a convention they are starting to...
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So, Greek yogurt walks into a bar… ZonePerfect® Greek Yogurt Bars
For those of you who don’t know, Influenster.com is a really cool product review site that connects people to products that reflect their particular interests. This would be how I got my dingy little...
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Screw Birthday Sex.
Easter sex is where it’s at! So, I’ve been a terrible blogger. An impromptu hiatus of 6-7 months is coming to a close. Much as I’d love to give you all a good explanation as to why, the only real...
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On Lent: Finding non-sexual ways to spend time together.
Couples’ puzzle-piece tattooswere so cuteuntil I realized that the piecesdidn’t belong together.Why be part of a puzzlewhere you and I link togetheropposite borders? I just tend to over-think these...
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